A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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