How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Women's football

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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myspace

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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