A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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