- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Penis penis poop butt

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Knock knock What

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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