- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

WNBA

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

like for a handjob.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

trumpy trumpy trump

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Nickelback

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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