Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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