What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Your Mom.

PENlS.

Men's Sports

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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