- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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