What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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fabien

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A black goes to college

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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