- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What is worse than hell?

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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