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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Chuck norris survived rapture.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

This is my joke. funny

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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