Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Obama

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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