Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Joe Biden

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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