- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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