Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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space is fun

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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