- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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