roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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¿melano?

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roses are red, violets are violet

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minecraft

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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