Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Canada's army

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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