Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Women's rights

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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gay rights

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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