Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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My butt!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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math test 2=2

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Adam Sandler.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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