Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What is a question?

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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