Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Adam Sandler.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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