A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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canaan and mallory

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What's up? A direction...

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Whats 0+0 0

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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