How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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balls in ya mouf

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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