What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Your Mom

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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