- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The glass is half an hour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

weiner? balls

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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