Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Rebecca Black.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Adam Sandler.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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