A seal walks into a club.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Rebecca Black

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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I'm Jewish

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Women"s Rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Your mother is a man.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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