What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Patrick is gay

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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hi

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Romney 2012

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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