- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Brittney Spears

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

robin, get in the car.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

A baby seal walks into a club...

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