- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Knock knock whos there punctuation

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Your mum is dead

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