- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A Muslim blows up a bar

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Tennesse

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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