What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Kittens.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Pickle!

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why....... Because.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Obamacare!

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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