- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Penis

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock. Go away!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Justin Bieber

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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