- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

why did the chicken cross the road.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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