What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Goat balls.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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