- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Oliver's friends

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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