- Anti Joke

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the woman die Because she was old

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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