Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Dear John,

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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