- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Your mom.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

your moms so fat she has kankles

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Pianca going ham

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

your life

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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