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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

A homeless person dies.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Women's rights

The jets are a good team..

Canada

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

nine...eleven

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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