Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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gays

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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