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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Oliver's friends

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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