Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

theres a fat guy

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

the cow goes moo

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

this is not a joke.

Well, this is fun.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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