- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

nathan palmer has a big head !

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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