What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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I Love Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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i have cancer

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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