What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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The Mets win the World Series

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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