what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Canada

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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