What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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son, you're adopted.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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josh simpson has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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