What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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69.... is a number

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Men's rights

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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A black man without problems.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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9/11

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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